Tuesday, January 15, 2008

Trying to Kick the Habit of Saying “Sí” Instead of “Oui”: Paris and Lille

My five-month European journey ends here in Paris. I expected to have just a day or two here, but because of the train fiasco in Lyon I suddenly found myself with five nights and four days in Paris. Of all the cities in the world in which to suddenly find yourself with several extra days, Paris is one of the best.

I mostly spent my time wandering the city by foot rather than taking the metro (which costs 1.50 euro per trip) to save money and to see more of the city. In fact, I walked so much in Paris (ten to fifteen miles per day) that by day three my feet hurt and I noticed while climbing Montemarte that I was starting to get shin splints.

I took two free tours by the tour organization New Europe. If you have not heard of it, Google it; I highly recommend it. The tour guides make money by tips only, which forces them to be fun, interesting and energetic tour guides. I did the New Berlin tour two years ago, and since then they have expanded to several other cities, including Paris.

The first tour was a 3.5-hour walking tour of the city, covering the 2,500 years of history in Paris, all the way from the Celtic “Parisii” tribe that settled on the island in the Seine River, through dozens of wars and revolutions until today. My guide, a Bostonian studying theatre and mime in Paris, pointed out some amazing things about where we were standing: this is where Knights of the Templar were burned alive, for example, and this is where Marie Antoinette was beheaded, this is where the Nazis flew their flag, on and on.

The second tour, which starts at 6 p.m. (18:00 for any European readers) at the Moulin Rouge, located in the heart of Paris’ red light district, is a two-hour walk through Montemarte, the former Bohemian quarter located on a hill where famous artists lived. We learned about the Prussian occupation, how they sieged the city from the hill and destroyed all of its windmills (except one; they killed its stubborn defender, cut his body in four pieces and spun them around on the four tips of his windmill, the only one still standing today). Montemarte is where Van Gogh, Picasso and scores of other famous artists lived, painted, drank Absinthe and formed new artistic movements. We passed Van Gogh’s former house, which presumably still contains the blue bedroom that he painted, along with Picasso’s favorite restaurant, house and studio. On a few occasions, the guide pointed out streets that Van Gogh famously painted (the painting of the street lined with cafés at night, for example), which prompted the guide to remark with a smile, “We are now about to walk through a Van Gogh painting.”

The tour concluded at the Sacré Ceur, a white church built ontop of Montemarte’s hill in order to celebrate the reunion of Paris with the rest of the country at the end of the 19th century. Inside the church, an interesting combination Judaic, Muslim and Christian architecture, is a plaque that says something decidedly French: “God commanded the people of Paris to build a church. The congress took a vote and the measure won by 247 to 116.” (Or whatever the numbers were.) In France, even God’s orders must be debated and ratified by the government.

I devoted an entire day to the Louvre, which is utterly massive both in its physical size and the scope of its treasures. Over the course of six highly-caffeinated hours, I sampled a bit of every exhibit. My favorite parts were the ancient Egyptian, Greek and Mesopotamian artifacts, which were anywhere from two to seven thousand years old. I also saw hundreds of French, Italian and Flemish paintings, so many that by the end of my Louvre marathon, I was so sick of paintings I was actually repulsed by the sight of them. As I finally left the museum, I had to shield my eyes from the paintings I passed.

Fortunately I went to the Musée d’Orsay, the Impressionist museum, a couple days before getting “painting-ed out” in the Louvre. The impressionist works of Van Gogh, Monet and others were a nice change to the onslaught of religious and royal paintings from the Medieval to Baroque periods that I see most everywhere else. I especially love how the Impressionists depict reflections on water.

On Monday, my fourth day in Paris, I had another day on my Eurail pass to burn (again because of the Lyon train incident, since I was planning on using it to go from Grenoble to Paris). I asked my couchsurf host, Freddy, a guy who lives in the city center and who has hosted hundreds of travelers, where I should go, and he recommended Lille or Strasbourg. I chose Lille because it’s only an hour away, located on the Belgian border.

Like Siena to Florence, Lille was a good antidote to its larger, more tourist-y neighbor, Paris. The prices in Lille are also down on earth, a good change from Paris, where prices are in the stratosphere. After chatting about football with an NFL-crazed worker at the tourist office, I wandered around the charming, quiet little city’s medieval center.

After returning to Paris on a train that zoomed through the countryside at 200 mph, I walked to the Père Lachaise cemetery on the east side of town, where Frédéric Chopin, Oscar Wilde, Jim Morrison and other famous people are buried. While studying the cemetery’s map, I met two American girls who are just beginning their semester abroad in Paris and talked with them for a while. I could hardly contain my jealousy of their upcoming adventures (except for the prices they will have to pay in Paris, which I noticed were often three to four times the prices in Granada). Oscar Wilde’s grave is a huge, narrow angel that people kiss with lipstick; it is covered with hundreds of kiss marks, and a couple of people even spread the love and kissed the relief of a face on the neighboring grave. At Jim Morrison’s grave, a veritable tourist attraction in Paris, people in the past have smoked, done drugs, even had sex on his grave, but now a metal fence surrounds it. A British girl looking at Jim’s grave poignantly remarked that the cigarette lying on his grave is “the only thing rock-and-roll about his grave right now.”

For food in Paris, I ate exclusively from grocery stores (usually a baguette, a little block of cheese and, if I felt like splurging, an apple), which still cost a lot, and occasionally street food. I ate some croissants so flaky and delicious they were almost life-changing. Sampling different types of crêpes was fun, too. Part of the fun was just watching the person make it: they use a roller to evenly spread the batter, then after it’s done cooking they fold the crêpe in half, paint the semicircle with nutella/egg/whatever, sprinkle on other ingredients, and fold it in half twice more to make a pie-shaped mass of goodness that you can easily eat while walking.

On my last night in Europe, I accompanied my couchsurf host to a weekly couchsurfing party held at a pub in the Latin Quarter, where they have a pub quiz every Monday. I talked about the American primaries with a Parisian, about traveling in eastern Asia with a Japanese, and about traveling in Australia with a soldier in the Australian army. When I used the last of my euros, Guillermo, a Spaniard living in Paris with whom I reminisced about Spain, bought me another beer. “Ah, my last beer in Europe” I exclaimed. “In my culture,” he explained, “we never say, ‘This is my last beer,’ but rather my penultimate. It’s always the penultimate.”

May this not be my last adventure around this great world, but instead merely one in a series of penultimate adventures.

Pictures from Paris
Pictures from Lille

Thursday, January 10, 2008

A Journey to Paris Full of Surprises

A couple of unexpected events have utterly changed the end of my trip. First, since my 2007 train timetable is now outdated, the train from Milan to Lyon that I tried to take simply doesn’t exist anymore. As a result, I found myself in Milan early Thursday morning with four hours of sleep and eight hours to kill before the next train to Lyon. I wandered around the shopping district – Milan is the capital of Italy’s fashion industry – and checked out its famous duomo, a mesmerizing mix of Gothic and Baroque that took five centuries to complete. I also ate at a popular place near the duomo called Luini, which serves Panzerotti, a sort of Italian empanada that is more bread-y and less greasy than its Mexican cousin. It’s one of those famous, popular places that as you get near it you seem more and more people eating its panzerotti.

After my five-hour train to Lyon, I immediately got off the train at the one and only stop in Lyon. However, I was unsure whether there would be another stop in Lyon (in case there were multiple stations) since the conductor simply announced “Lyon,” so I got back on the train to ask if this was indeed my stop. As soon as I found out this was the stop indicated on my ticket, the doors closed. I hit the open button repeatedly, but it was too late; I was locked in. I was irate. I was supposed to meet a family friend at the station and spend the weekend with her family!

I asked what the next stop was, certain that the train would stop in the next town just five or ten minutes later. “Paris,” a man replied. You’re kidding me. This train doesn’t stop till the other side of the country?

Stuck on the train and utterly helpless, I found an open seat and opened my guidebook to the Paris section, frantically searching for a hostel that I could easily find and walk to at midnight. With no money on my cell phone, I borrowed a French guy’s phone to call the friend waiting to meet me at the station to tell her what happened. (It turns out there are, in fact, two train stations in Lyon, and she was waiting for me at the other one, so maybe it was good after all that I stayed on the train.) I cringed every time the door to the car opened, afraid that it would be someone checking tickets to make sure everyone’s destination really says Paris on their ticket, but thankfully no one did.

Pictures from my unexpected visit to Milan

Cinque Terre

I thought Genoa (pronounced with the accent is on the ‘e’; in Italian it’s “Genova”) would be cool to see because it used to be one of the five maritime republics, but it wasn’t. It might have been cool if I still cared for seeing yet more religious paintings, and while the historic center had some charm, the port was huge, and some architect had the gall to build a noisy, hideous freeway overpass right over the seafront piazza.

At mid-morning, already bored by the city, I glanced at the map of Italy in my guidebook, curious where exactly Genoa is located. What I saw on the map changed my mindset from killing time to savoring time: a dot just south of Genoa read “Cinque Terre.” I immediately headed for the train station.


Cinque Terre is a group of five small towns built into the steep coastline along the Mediterranean. Their densely packed, colorful buildings perched in the scarce flat land found amongst the steep slopes effuse a charm that is famous worldwide. In fact, the Cinque Terre was on the list of destinations in Italy that I wanted to visit on this trip, but before today I had thought that I wouldn’t be able to go.

After an hour and a half train ride (costing just 4 euro and change, woo!), I was in Monterosso, the northernmost town of the Cinque Terre, and started hiking south along the coastline. I foolishly started out with jeans and four upper layers, but it was so warm that after just ten minutes I had stripped down to a T-shirt and rolled up my pants.


Cinque Terre is also a national park that surrounds the five towns and contains several hiking and biking paths. I chose the coastal path, where, being low season, I passed only a handful of other tourists. Hiking up stone steps and along hiking paths to charming, old towns reminded me of hiking in Las Alpujarras, the former-Moorish towns in the mountains near Granada.

Two reasons prevented me from hiking to the fourth and fifth towns: (1) I neglected to bring picnic food from Genoa and didn’t feel like eating at one of the expensive restaurants (where menu items included, for example, boiled octopus for 12 euro), and (2) after passing through a row of shacks that seemed terribly out of place, a locked gate blocked the path for reasons I couldn’t understand because the government’s sign was in Italian. Oh well, the three of the Cinque Terre that I saw were plenty, and I was hungry.

Back in Genoa, I walked along a street full of foreigners and immigrants and hence phone centers and ethnic grocery stores. I decided to skip the many kebab places and ate at a tacquería, where I got two cheap, bland tacos, my first Mexican food in months. I sometimes dream of good burritos, and I can’t wait to go to the little tacquería on Park St. in Madison.

I couchsurfed both nights in Genoa with Alessandro, a thirty-year old engineer with decent English and a love for Australia. On the first night, an Australian friend of his came over; it was fun to talk with her about her random jobs and adventures in Europe. (She hiked the Camino de Santiago and said it was all about drinking tons of wine while hiking. I really would like to do this someday.) On the second night, we went across town to a party where there were more couchsurfers, including an interesting pair from Canada and Australia who are also bumming around Europe. They travel in a cheap van they bought for 5,000 euro with 10-euro bikes on the back, doing various little jobs around Europe. They introduced me to www.wwoof.com and www.helpx.net, two sites reminiscent of couchsurfing in which you work 4-5 hours per day and get food and a place to stay. People post jobs to the website, such as painting their shed or helping to harvest crops. Sometimes they will teach you the skills you need, so that you can learn some useful skills at the same time. (Let’s say you want to learn how to make goat’s cheese; you can search for jobs regarding just that.) They are a great way to meet people, learn skills and see the country.

This marks the end of my three-week tour d’Italia. I feel like I have really seen the country: I visited eight cities, skied the Alps and hiked the Cinque Terre, saw all the big sights and plenty of little ones, stayed with couchsurfers and the Pavaninis, and sampled many different foods and drinks. The only city I feel I missed is Naples (along with the obligatory day-trip to nearby Pompeii), so I am leaving the south of Italy for another trip.

There was an interesting article in the New York Times recently on Italy and its general “malaise,” which is worth a read (http://www.nytimes.com/2007/12/13/world/europe/13italy.html?hp). Italians, according to the article, are the least happy of all Europeans; competition from China is forcing its manufacturers to stress the “beauty” and “culture” that a “Made In Italy” tag on merchandise guarantees; and the government in Rome is notoriously inefficient and ineffective.

Four pictures from Genoa
Pictures from the Cinque Terre

Wednesday, January 9, 2008

The Most Famous Tower in the World


On my train ride north from Rome to Genoa on Tuesday, I stopped at Pisa to see its famous tower; I’m glad I was there for just a few hours, because all that’s all there is to do in Pisa. However, it is a university town, so I went to a place that’s popular with students and got a chickpea pancake and a focaccia with spinach and ricotta cheese using my broken Italian.

Despite having seen it countless times in pictures, the leaning tower, like the Roman Coliseum, still takes you by surprise. The overhang is five meters, yet amazingly the structure is nevertheless stable. Because of the lean, the tower has structural problems that it otherwise wouldn’t have had, for example greater compression forces on the leaning side and problems due to moisture and mold. It’s been gorgeously renovated recently, so most of the columns may not be original but they look pristinely white. You can climb it if you pay money, but for me and most other tourists the tower is simply a fun backdrop for taking pictures.

A few pics of Pisa

Monday, January 7, 2008

When In Rome...

Take pictures of yourself in front of the Coliseum. I mean, you’ve gotta. It’s the freaking Coliseum. All stadiums built since then have been modeled after it. Upon completion in 80 AD, the emperor, Titus, celebrated with 100 days of games, and its architect was fed alive to animals as reward for his work. The place embodies audacity, daring, aggression, gore and courage. My testosterone levels rose just by looking at the place.



Seeing the Coliseum in Rome, more than any other sight in the former capital of the great empire, was like seeing David in Florence. For one, it’s famous to the point of cliché. You’ve seen it a thousands times in pictures, yet you’re still giddy as you walk across the city toward it. Then all of the sudden you catch a glimpse of it. “Holy ballsack, there it is.” You gander for a second, but then you turn away hoping that, when you look again, you can somehow recreate that stirring moment of first sight. You get closer up and stare for a good twenty minutes, moving around to see it from every angle. Your mind is blown. It’s way more spectacular than in pictures.

The other thing that I will remember most about Rome, besides the jaw-dropping Coliseum, is how few digits there are in the dates of the things you see there: 39 BC, 72 AD, 132 AD, …. I remember seeing a sign in which some Roman had carved the date “14 AD.” Year fourteen. How often do you talk about years with just two digits in them?

I have to admit, I’m not a big fan of ruins. I think they leave a bit too much to the imagination. I mean, it’s great that the foundations of, say, the four corners of your bedroom survived till today, but I need a bit more than a few of piles of stone to get a sense of what your house looked like. For this reason, my two favorite sights in Rome were the Coliseum (duh) and the Pantheon, the most complete Roman structure in the city, completed in 125 AD.

To me, St. Peter’s Basilica was just like any other Baroque church – it even had that same distinctive smell of a church – only this one is several times larger in volume. (It’s the largest church in the world.) Looking around at the over-the-top marble and bronze decoration inside, the thought that kept coming into my head was: “This is tacky.” Maybe if I were more religious I would have appreciated it more.

Outside, however, I loved Piazza San Pietro, where scores of pillars arranged in the shape of two large arms encompass the huge, cobblestone square. The orderly array of pillars create an effect that reminded me of passing corn fields in a car: some pillars line up perfectly, while its neighbors progressively fan out more and more.

I love seeing squares/plazas/piazze/trg (that last one is Slovenian) much more than castles, museums or any other common tourist sight. For one, squares are what the locals use frequently, for meeting places or just passing through. They are much more a part of everyday life than, say, the courtyard of a castle or the exhibits in a museum. The other reason I love seeing squares is that they’re free and they never close on Sundays, unlike all too many other tourist sights.

On a related note, I didn’t pay a single penny to see tourist sights while in Rome. For example, instead of dropping a colossal entry fee (11 euro) to see the Coliseum, I contented myself with peering in from the outside. You’d be surprised by how much of expensive sights you can see just by peering from the entrance or from the outside. In total, I paid just 55 euros in Rome on food and two nights in a hostel. I have eight days to go and a hundred euros left in my pocket. I am curious to see if I can make it.

Pictures from Rome

Saturday, January 5, 2008

Oh, Siena!

I am not in Rome as planned. On a whim I decided to come to Siena instead because as I planned out my remaining 12 days I found I had an extra day to fill. Why Siena? A Mexican I met in Bologna had told me that Siena was beautiful, and my guidebook claims that it is “the perfect antidote to its better-known neighbor (Florence),” is a lively university town, and has what has been called the most beautiful square in the world. I was sold.


During the Middle Ages Siena controlled much of southern Tuscany and was a major city in Europe. From that era remains a spectacular Romanesque/Gothic cathedral that looks like a zebra both inside and out due to its alternating black and white marble. The whole “centro storico” is a charming web of narrow, medieval streets that are a pleasure to walk around. The other highlight of Siena is Il Campo, the square (though it’s shaped more like a clamshell than a quadrilateral) that has been called the most beautiful in the world. The most sensational festival in Italy, the Siena Palio, a balls-out, bareback horse race, is held around this café-lined square twice a year in the summer.

I stayed in another HI hostel located, as always, in the ’burbs. My roommate in a double room was Cristobal from Santiago, Chile, who is in Siena to try out for their soccer team in a couple of days. (¡Buena suerte, hombre!) I showed him a bunch of my pictures from my travels and tried to convince him to move to San Sebastian or Granada and try out for their soccer teams.

Pictures from Siena

Friday, January 4, 2008

Florence Could Be Confused As an Italian-Themed Amusement Park in America

What a tourist fest. I haven’t seen so many tourists swarming so few locals – and this is supposedly “low” tourist season. In the center of the city, I must have seen ten tourists for every local, and most of those locals were working in museums, gelaterias, pizzerias or some other tourist-related venue. For this reason, Florence seemed to me less like a city in Italy and more like an Italian-themed amusement park that you mind find in America.

Also, after being with only Italians for fourteen days, it was a bit strange to suddenly see tons of Americans. Seeing and hearing so many Americans was both comforting and bothersome. I guess this is a taste of the culture shock I will get in less than two weeks.

On the train from Bologna I met three nice Georgia girls whose accents were so undetectable they could have passed for northerners. I ended up staying in a 4-bed room with them in a nice 23-euro-a-night hostel for two nights. They were the first Americans I hung out with since Granada, almost three weeks ago.

I really could only stand to stay in Florence long enough to see the main sights, though there is enough to do to spend a week. On the first night we toured the Medici palace and gazed at chalices, jewelry and other objects that were so intricate and ornate you could stare at them for twenty minutes each. (The Medici family ruled much of Italy for 150 years and were famous for poisoning people.)


We also caught our first view of the Duomo that first night. I thought its name was actually the Duomo, but it turns out that “duomo” means “the main church in a city,” so I guess every city has a duomo. What struck me about the Duomo (in Florence) was the color of its green stones, since I am used to the granite and other less colorful rocks that make up cathedrals in Spain.


Friday was art overload: we saw the two most important art galleries in Florence, the Accademia and the Ufizzi. The reason you go to the Accademia is for Michelangelo’s David, which in person is absolutely breathtaking. Seeing David is almost transcendental. First of all, he’s huge (he measures over 17 feet tall), which clashes with the idea I had that he should be small and Goliath should be big. He is posing in a contraposte form (a Spanish term that I am not sure how to translate to English) in which one leg is tense and the other is relaxed, which emphasizes the muscles. Around his back he is holding the sling that he just used to defeat Goliath. Everything is sculpted with perfection – the muscles, the ribs, the neck, even the veins and tendons in the hands – except for his right hand, which Michelangelo deliberately made too large (perhaps to show that he is righteous and good?). To me he represents humans conquering the world around them with wit rather than pure brawn.

One of the nice things about seeing David is that all other sculpture now pales in comparison, so now I don’t have to worry about paying for more museum entrances to see sculpture because it won’t match the technical brilliance of David. I had to go to the Ufizzi, however, since it is supposedly the greatest art gallery in Italy (and thus costs a whopping 13 euro). The two highlights for me were the scores of statues, sarcophagi, urns and other artwork from Roman times in the two long corridors – things so old that when you see something from the 4th century A.D. you think it’s recent in comparison to the others that were made from before Christ. The other highlight was some of the paintings by the great Italian artists; I saw works by each of the four “Ninja Turtles” (Rafael, Leonardo, Michelangelo and Donatello). It was fun to mooch off of other tour groups in English or Spanish and learn about how, say, this was the first time someone faithfully painted velvet (and it looks just like velvet), or this is the Florentine method of painting (draw and fill it in with color) whereas this is the Venetian method (color it).

Several friends of mine who had separately visited Florence all told me to eat at Za-Za. It is one of those restaurants that has so much character that you want to buy one of their namesake T-shirts. I got the “Za-Za pizza” to go, and it was practically orgasmic: it had pesto, truffle cream, prosciutto, mozzarella and a little mountain of basil leaves. I love how the toppings on good Italian pizze (the plural of pizza) are haphazardly strewn about the surface, whereas the toppings on American pizze tend to be evenly spread out. It’s kindof fun to have a bite of all prosciutto, then a bite loaded with enough basil leaves that it could be a salad, then a bite with just mozzarella, etc.

I learned some interesting things about Italy from one of the Georgian girls who is teaching English for a year in Verona. (Note that when I say “Italians,” I really mean “Italians in some geographic area and not all all of Italians” since Italy is conglomeration of very distinct provinces.) For example, Italians like to say “ciao” a lot when they say goodbye, often two or three (or more) times really quickly: “ciao ciao ciao!” (It kindof sounds like a machinegun.) They also are bold people without much self-consciousness: for example, there isn’t really a translation of the word “awkward,” a word very frequently used in the U.S.

22 Pictures from Florence